Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

The Heaviest Element

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

*The Heaviest Element Known to Science** *
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet
known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, (more…)

Blonde Cat Lover

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

A blonde was weed-eating her yard andaccidentally cut off the tail of her catwhich was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to

WAL-MART!

Why WAL-MART??

HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WALMARTis the largest
re-tailer in the world!!!